Thursday, April 29, 2010

April: Funny Conversations

I have been thinking and I have decided that I'm going to make one post a month about funny conversations that take place in my life during that month.

My blog needs a little more positivity and I have a hilarious family, with two little brothers that don't go a day with out cracking me up and friends that always make me laugh.

So,
Here goes the first month!
I hope others enjoy it as much as I have!

***
Me: It seems like there have been a lot of babies named Calvin lately. It's wierd.
Mom: Calvin? that's random.
Me: Yeah
Joey: (to himself) Just like Alvin and the Chipmunks. (To me) Andee, can we go see Alvin and the Chipmunks?
Me: Sorry Joe, Not today.
Joey: Andee, remember that I love you.

Let's just say it was hard to stick with "no" after that...

***

IN THE CAR DRIVING TO THE TOY STORE

Casey: Joey! Stop it! I don't like that.
Joey: Yeah but I like it.
Casey: But I don't Joey!
Joey: Well do it to me then...
Casey: NO!
*Joey does whatever he is doing to him again*
Casey: JOEY! Stop! How many times do I have to tell you to stop?
Joey: mmm...5 more times.
Casey: STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP.....

***

ON THE WAY BACK HOME FROM THE TOY STORE
(They bought Marbles with the $1 each of them had)

Joey: Casey! Your stink breaths.
Casey: Then don't smell it.
*2 minutes later I hear gagging*
Me: Are you okay Joey?
Joey: Tell Casey to stop breathing on me.
*5 minutes later*
Casey: OW! Joey you just hit me with your Marbles.
Joey: Sorry Casey
Casey: Stop hitting me with your marbles

***

Me: (Answering my phone) Hello?
Mom: Hi, (trying to control her laughing) Dad said that he would rather stab himself in the eye with a hot iron then go to ****** (blocked out for a reason)
Me: (laughing) Why?
Mom: I guess he just really doesn't want to go.
Me: haha okay...

****
G: Opa, How do you get a guy to leave you alone?
Opa: Buy yourself a gun.

****
Alex (text from him):  What are you up to?
Me: I'm taking my Opa on his Errands
Alex: Tell him I say Hi.
Me (to my Opa): Alex says hi
Opa: Alex who?
Me: just a guy I'm dating
Opa: A guy you're dating?? Do I know him?
Me: No.
Opa: He's crazy.
Me (to alex): He says you're crazy
***
Hope your month was filled with awesome conversations like me! :)

8 comments:

Krista Eger said...

My conversations go something like this:

Nate: Crying terribly.
Me: Andee why did you push Nate off the couch onto broken glass?

Savannah said...

LOL! I think this is a great idea, I might have to try it on my blog when I have nothing else to talk about.
PS, I love your profile pic on blogger.

Michelle said...

Love this! Great idea! I have to say the first one is my fav. I remember you posting about this on FB! HAHA.

The Lynd Family said...

Hahahahahah totally perked up my day!!! :D

Krystal said...

what a great idea... here's a funny converstaion I had recently with some students at recess:

boy: "duty, can you hold our balls?"

me: "sorry, you are responsible for your own balls at recess"...

lol... I could NOT stop laughing for the rest of recess... it was so innocent, yet so hilarious! oops...

deannalynnc said...

Haha, I love it! :-) I think we all have random conversations like these and they are things we should focus on more, especially when we are having hard times.

brittany michelle said...

the best! i loved this post. what a great set of laughs i just had :)

Sharon said...

haha! You and your family's conversations crack me up! Too funny!